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What is Easy Bake?
A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
Easy Bake - video
Easy Bake - what is it?
1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
What does "Easy Bake" mean?
The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
Easy Bake - what does it mean?
A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
Easy Bake - meaning
Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.
Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.
I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.
Easy Bake - definition
go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
Easy Bake - slang
a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud
i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake
Easy Bake
cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven
“do you have any easy bake, bro?”
Easy Bake
a person who smokes weed or any other kind of drug and gets high really quickly.
that dude just took two puffs and he's high what a fucking easy bake
Easy Bake
Someone who just can't hide their high.
"That bitch Michelle Long is an easy bake!"