Definder - what does the word mean?

What is monged?

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

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Monged - what is it?

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

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What does "monged" mean?

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

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Monged - what does it mean?

We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged

'Marias cafe has monged me'.

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Monged - meaning

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

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Monged - definition

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

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Monged - slang

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.

She had a monged face
That turnip looks monged

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Monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

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Monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

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Monged

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

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