Definder - what does the word mean?

What is moisture missile?

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

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moisture missile - video

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Moisture missile - what is it?

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

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What does "moisture missile" mean?

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

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Moisture missile - what does it mean?

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

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Moisture missile - meaning

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

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Moisture missile - definition

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

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Moisture missile - slang

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

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Moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

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Moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

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Moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

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