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What is mistletoe?
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
mistletoe - meme gif
mistletoe - video
Mistletoe - what is it?
As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
What does "mistletoe" mean?
Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"
Mistletoe - what does it mean?
a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Mistletoe - meaning
Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.
Mistletoe - definition
Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
Mistletoe - slang
When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
Mistletoe
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
Mistletoe
What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
Wow Ms. Claus's pants are too tight. You can see her mistletoe!
Mistletoe
The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!