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What is the 69?

The number that falls between 68 and 70 having absolutely no relation with anything sexual in any way.

John: Dude, me and Cindy totally 69'd last night!
Frank: You mean....
John: Yeah dude! We even took turns!
Frank: WHAAA?
John: Yeah, y'know. I say one, she says two.. AND SO ON! :D
Frank: ....Oh.... :D

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the 69 - video


The 69 - what is it?

A number you fucking idiot

69

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What does "the 69" mean?

Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

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The 69 - what does it mean?

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

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The 69 - meaning

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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The 69 - definition

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

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The 69 - slang

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

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The 69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

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The 69

Similar to the runaround between two people. Also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. Either way you're fucked.

Paul: Sharon said you have my keys.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!

I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.

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The 69

a sex position where the women sucks on the mans cock whiles he sucks on her vagina

i don't know any sentence for the 69

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