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What is millimeter?
The name of a dick that is a millimeter long
"My girlfriend bit my dick while she was giving me a blowjob so now I have a millimeter defeater"
millimeter - meme gif
millimeter - video
Millimeter - what is it?
what you have
Bro check out this millimeter defeater, rizz all the women dry
What does "millimeter" mean?
some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.
Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness
Millimeter - what does it mean?
The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.
Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
Millimeter - meaning
Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.
Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?
Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
Millimeter - definition
A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Millimeter - slang
Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
Millimeter
The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.
*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Millimeter
An incredibly small cock.
Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.
Millimeter
A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.
have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.