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What is milk jug?
noun: a man's loose anus full of cum.
That dude has loaded male milk jug
milk jug - video
Milk jug - what is it?
when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender
y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?
What does "milk jug" mean?
This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.
Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...
Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...
Milk jug - what does it mean?
A common gang sign for marking territory or a threat. Gang members will chuck a milk jug at you as a sign that they will get revenge/reclaim their territory.
I got milk jug mugged by the Chicos Piceños
Milk jug - meaning
A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.
"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."
Milk jug - definition
The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.
Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.
Milk jug - slang
A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
Milk jug
When a girl drops her boob on a guys head, the female version of tea bagging
My girlfriend woke me up by milk jugging me this morning.
Milk jug
the act of depositing large amounts of seamen in a glass milk-jug and having 1 indivigual drinking it
james: wow tom did u see how many guys showed up to that milk-jug party
tom:yea bro i saw her chug a half gallon :(
james:is that healthy ?
Milk jug
the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.
Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop