Definder - what does the word mean?

What is milk and cookies?

Another way of saying, "Fine and dandy"

Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!

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milk and cookies - video


Milk and cookies - what is it?

The best damn comedy site around were users add the content.

I want media faster than ebaumsworld

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What does "milk and cookies" mean?

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.

"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"

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Milk and cookies - what does it mean?

when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.

milk and cookies

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Milk and cookies - meaning

Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.

"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."

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Milk and cookies - definition

Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.

Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right

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Milk and cookies - slang

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal

"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"

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Milk and cookies

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

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Milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

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Milk and cookies

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.

John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies

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