Definder - what does the word mean?

What is widower?

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.

Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.

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Widower - what is it?

shortened from white widow - some nang skunk

i just picked up an o of widow

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What does "widower" mean?

A fucking greedy bitch who steals people's money.

Because she is a widow, Mrs. C. wants us to give her money.

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Widower - what does it mean?

a member of a "click", "gang", etc. who is unknown to the public and law.

we couldn't find a clue to link us to a "perp" so he's a widow.

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Widower - meaning

An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow

Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up

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Widower - definition

short for White Widow, having to do with Alaskan White Buds grown in central / and Northern Alaska. An extreamly potent strand of marijauna. Solid white nugs in appearance. Los Angeles Street Value that of Northern lights at 25 dollars a gram. Extreme Hallucinagenic properties.

Dat Nigga been hittin' dat widow all day long, dat nigga been baked, pass dat shit homie.

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Widower - slang

A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".

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Widower

A woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.

Susan is a widow.
How come?
Her husband suffered the slow death of marriage.

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Widower

A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved.

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Widower

A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.

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