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What is microbating?
Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating
Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
microbating - meme gif
microbating - video
Microbating - what is it?
A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
What does "microbating" mean?
beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates
mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?
Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house
Microbating - what does it mean?
japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist
Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.
Microbating - meaning
The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
Microbating - definition
When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.
We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing
Microbating - slang
A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.