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What is microsoft?
Software company that produces the Windows series of operating systems. Founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, and generally considered responsible for modern computing.
People like to knock their near-monopolistic control of the OS market but in truth, while at times unpleasant, its almost a necessity for widespread computing due to the way OS's work, and how software has to communicate with the OS. Those of you who dabbled with computing in the early '90s when many different computers/OS's on the market instead of just one know what I'm talking about; trying to find a particular piece of software compatible with your particular setup could be hell, and trying to code the stuff was even worse. Having a good compiler helped of course, but it had to be kept up to date on all the latest OS builds and/or you had to do all sorts of manual tweakage with the compiled code, neither of which was a particularly pleasant experience.
Aside from Windows, MS has released a number of things like DirectX to make programmers' lives easier. All in all they help more than they hurt.
An operating system is like the lines on the road, if everyone's not using the same one bad shit starts happening.
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Microsoft - what is it?
A company that has created an operating system that'll eventually follow in the footsteps of VIKI on I, Robot. It'll first take your memory so you can't do anything without a 5 minute wait, then it'll procced to piss you off with error messages.
Person: Where has all my memory gone?
Windows XXP: I have removed it for you own safty, please remain calm.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Bill Gates cackles away evily in his office*
What does "microsoft" mean?
Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
Microsoft - what does it mean?
A description of Bill Gates' genitals.
Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"
Microsoft - meaning
M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
O ur
S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers
What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe
Microsoft - definition
Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
Microsoft - slang
A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!
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Microsoft
Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.
See also Bill Gates; Windows
Fucking shit Microsoft programs
Microsoft
Noun. A small, flaccid penis.
Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft.