What is melk?

A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk

"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."

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Melk - what is it?

noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.

omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!

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What does "melk" mean?

retarded version of milk

Can I has melk pls?

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Melk - what does it mean?

a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.

I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.

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Melk - meaning

how idiots pronounce the word "milk"

"MELK!!"

"He needs some melk...."

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Melk - definition

better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
example:
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole

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Melk - slang

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

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Melk

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

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Melk

How mouthbreathers pronounce the word milk.

"Let's make a melk chocolate melkshake!"

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Melk

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

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