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What is megalodon?
A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?
Rob: Its Megalodon monday!
Tim: Thanks!
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Megalodon - what is it?
When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
What does "megalodon" mean?
A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.
Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!
Megalodon - what does it mean?
When something you dont like happens, and instead of saying "what the fuck" you say ultra megalodons.
"What the ultra megalodons"
Megalodon - meaning
A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.
"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."
Megalodon - definition
A species of prehistoric shark that could reach lengths of 15.3-18 meters and weigh up to 50 tons. Megalodon is a member of the genus Carcharocles and a member of the family Otodontidae. Its teeth were 7 inches long and it had a bite force stronger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Megalodons bite force was probably the strongest of any animal!
Person: That's a weird-looking rock.
Other person: That's not a rock, that's a megalodon tooth.
Megalodon - slang
A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.
Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.
"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."
She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.
"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."
The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.
Megalodon
1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.
2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.
Megalodon
a prehistoric awsome man eating shark that might still live today
ahh its a megalodon
Megalodon
n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.
I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.