What is meatpie?

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

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meatpie - video

Meatpie - what is it?

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

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What does "meatpie" mean?

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

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Meatpie - what does it mean?

Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.

Dan: How did it go with that girl?

Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.

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Meatpie - meaning

The act involves female laying stomach down, thus assuming the "prone bone" position and a male top. As the male is about to ejaculate, the female takes a big fat shit as he simultaneously busts a nut on the heaping load of defecation festering over her ass cheeks.

Czechoslovakian Meatpie, A Love Story:

Charlie Cox: "Would you like to assume the position for a Chechoslovakian Meatpie, bitch."
Bitch: "That would be lovely, Charlie. I'm pushing, blow over me hot stud!"
Charlie Cox: "Oooh baby , right on that steaming pile!!!"

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Meatpie - definition

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

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