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What is mastur?
a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."
"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."
mastur - meme gif
mastur - video
Mastur - what is it?
When you use pictures of women in bikinis on Facebook in order to masurbate. Often times done at work where the porn sites are blocked.
Guy 1:Hey, I'm gonna go Mastur-book in the bathroom.
Guy 2: To who?
Guy 1: Lisa. She just added some super hot Panama City pics.
What does "mastur" mean?
Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
Mastur - what does it mean?
When a guy jacks off or (masturbates) too much he tends to develop a rash on the penis that can be very painfull.
a better way to describe it would be a mastur rash
"I like to use lube when i beat my meat, if i dont i'll get a mastur rash"
Mastur - meaning
a general dumbass who smokes cereal and "sucks at halo".
however he has created his own language, known as Cheef Speak.
an example of this is: "why dun u smoek my poel?" or "i r coming 4 u tod lololololol"
Not to be confused with internet speak
see also: arby n' the chief
"y hello thar, i r mastur cheef! lolololol"
Mastur - definition
When you are masturbating and your door bell rings.
Yesterday i was masturing.
Mastur - slang
One who has mastered the holy act of Masturbating.
dude, Jimmy is such a mastur
yah i know, i'm his roomate
Mastur
1. the point in which a girl or fantasy girl has been mastured or been put in every situation thee masturbater can think of.
2. the point in which a masturbation of a situation the masturbater has thought of can not be made any better or can not be improved.
1. Guy1: Do you you remember that girl from last week?
Guy2: Of course i "mastured" her in one night.
2. Come on seriously i am not gonna display an example of this definition. I am sure the reader knows what i am talking about.
Mastur
One who takes great pleasure in giving themselves great pleasure.
I am a mastur. But then again, so are you.
Mastur
One who masturbates.
Tomtheloser is a mastur, although you'd be lucky to catch him admitting it.