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What is manslaughter?
The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.
Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!
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Manslaughter - what is it?
The act of fornicating someone to death.
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?
What does "manslaughter" mean?
1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit
2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum
2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
Manslaughter - what does it mean?
1. LEGAL:"I didn't think of the consequences when i killed him"
2. What happens when a Polish-Jew, a Czecho-Jew, and an Irish-hobo get online and are particularly bored.
When i killed him, it was manslaughter, because i didnt think about it.
Manslaughter - meaning
The surgical removal of the penis
Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter?
Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off.
Jacqui: I guess she is now!
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Manslaughter - definition
When a girl takes a man's penis for hostage, the penis is jerked around in ways it shouldn't. This usually is followed by the woman proceeding to use the man as an apparatus for sexual activity. Screams are likely to be heard soon after.
Guy: "She raped me..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."
Manslaughter - slang
Legal term relating to accidental death that is the direct fault of an individual or a group. Many murder charges in which the defendant will cop a plea end like this.
I didn't drive over those kids because I wanted to kill them. I thought kids were invincible!
Manslaughter
1. accidental murder
2. murder but the murderer has got away with it by making his plea of manslaughter
3. what danny's gone up for even though he did not mean to a) crash the car or b) kill his girlfriend, so i think its stupid as no one could have stopped the crash from happening except i guess he was speeding, but its still out of order as loads of people speed and crash their cars but they dont go up for mansluaghter, hes still only a teenager, isnt it bad enough his girlfriend has just died???
what the f*cking hertfordshire police system and danny's girlfriend (who was by the way amazing)'s parents are trying to put danny up for.
Manslaughter
Manslaughter is a form of accidental murder.
e.g. when I killed Bill with a chainsaw because I tripped on his 4-foot plaster cast of Biggus Dikkus
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter!
Manslaughter
Manslaughter can be defined as: The unlawful killing of another human being without malice aforethought. It can be divided into two catagories: Voluntary Manslaughter and Involuntary Manslaughter.
1) Voluntary manslaughter occurs when one person intends to kill another but does so suddenly and as a result of great personal distress. The Wrongdoer must have become very upset before the killing.
2) Involuntary manslaughter occurs when one person, while commiting an unlawful or reckless act, unintenionally kills another.
However, if the reckless act that got the person killed was a felony, it would be considered murder not manslaughter.
1) A dad's son was kidnapped and murdered. The kidnapper was caught and confessed. The dad saw the kidnapper the next day in an interview and in sudden rage, the dad grabbed a revolver from a nearby officer and killed the kidnapper. The dad was charged with voluntary manslaughter.
2) Two kids were streetracing, one lost control and hit a crowd of spectators. Two of the spectators were killed. The one who lost control was charged with involuntary manslaughter.
Definition and examples from Understanding Business & Personal Law: Eleventh Edition by Gordon W. Brown, J.D. and Paul A. Sukys, J.D. Copyright © 2003 by Glencoe/McGraw-Hill.