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What is lube job?
The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
lube job - video
Lube job - what is it?
A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!
What does "lube job" mean?
A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Lube job - what does it mean?
When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
Lube job - meaning
When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
Lube job - definition
A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down
these moving parts need a good lube job
Lube job - slang
The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.
I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.