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What is lons?

Laughing Out No

Guy #1: yo im so gay ass cheeks ahha
Guy #2: LON

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Lons - what is it?

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.

"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."

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What does "lons" mean?

Appearing often in a collect group of the wildly popular games: The Legend of Zelda, Lon Lon Milk is a delicious drink with seemingly magical healing effects. Each bottle full contains two servings and will heal five hearts per serving. It is produced by cows from the Lon Lon Ranch, and in Ocarina of Time, can be bought from Talon, or won in his Super Cucco game. However, there is an alternative to this. Simply play Epona's Song in front of any cow, and it will give you some Lon Lon Milk if you are carrying an empty Bottle.

Would you like some Lon Lon Milk?

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Lons - what does it mean?

A superlative suffix of an adverb, meaning "very".

Q: Do you want to get drunk tonight?
A: Totallon!

Q: He's hot. Is he gay?

A: Obviouslon.

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Lons - meaning

A way to pronounce the natural log which is actually spelled Ln.

The integral of 1/x is "Lon" of x. (Ln x)

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Lons - definition

Short for "pylon"...where a pylon is a person who just stands around silent and stationary, like an actual pylon.

Can also refer to someone uninteresting or boring.

Some party that was...everyone was just standing around like lons so I left...

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Lons - slang

Abreviation for Loser On Net

Wanna hang out? Or are you gonna be a LON?

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Lons

He is an amazing person and is a great dad

Wow you must be a lon

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Lons

A Vietnamese term for Cunt, Vulva, Pussy, Snatch... Lon is used to describe just about anything and everything in Viet Nam.

Mofo is a dickhead = Thanng mat Lon
Bitch is a skank = Con Lon diem
Food is terrible = Do An nhu Lon
What a beautiful scenery = Xinh nhu Lon
.................

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Lons

A tiny little asshole who has man titties.

I swear he has bigger titts than he he’s a lons.

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