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What is lofted?
inhabitable premises with a view (especially of the sky in the early morning), usually in trendy downtown locales where frequent kissing, hair pulling, hand feeding, and viewing james bond flicks occur.
3rd floor of an architectural structure @ the corner of gay & S. Hill
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Lofted - what is it?
A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.
Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight
or
I'm lofting on a hammock
What does "lofted" mean?
Another word for love.
It is easy to type loft instead of love on a predictive texting phone.
yo carla, i loft you
awh thanks eleanor, i loft you too!
Lofted - what does it mean?
loft, or l.o.f.t, meaning "lack of fucking talent"
Joe: You're suffering from some major loft.
Mike: Yeah, I'm definately lacking.
Lofted - meaning
A crappy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. Frequently located in a crappy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.
Real Estate Agent: Look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. They're in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building.
Really: A 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. Should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. The neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.
Lofted - definition
The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft
Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?
Lofted - slang
What used to be termed as a 'Studio Apartment' (+/- 400 SF) is now being marketed as 'loft' by real estate people to capitalize on current trends and confuse the buying public that any one room apartment is a 'loft'.
(A REAL loft is a minimum of 1,000+ sf with no walls, but could be divided up into several rooms if so desired.)
"Dude, are you sure this new condo of yours is a loft? It seems like a studio apartment to me: it's like 200 sf, you could only fit your bed in here, every time i move I knock something over, and the ceilings are so low I have to duck just to walk around!"
"OF COURSE it's a LOFT, my real estate agent ASSURED me of this! I mean, I wouldn't have paid $900K for a studio apartment! "
Lofted
to be in a state of boredom
no be lofting - to have nothin' to do
lofting also can be interpreted as relaxing
just bunned and feel like loftin'
fucken sick of this loftin
stop loftin man, lets reach
Lofted
Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
Lofted
Another word to describe being high.
Doug: Dude, are you okay?
Matt: Yeah man. I am so lofted right now.