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What is Hill?
The act of being talked to for an extremely long time about useless nonesense for no reason at all. Usually done by someone who is anti-social.
Poor Bradly got hilled today by Austin when the two crossed paths in the bathroom.
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Hill - what is it?
The most boring show in the universe. It consist of a bunch of rich assholes who do not have jobs but spend glorious amounts of money on starbucks, martinis, and abortions. Conversations consist of talking about whos hooking up or what club they plan on hitting up that night. The cycle repeats until the season ends. You will learn more from watching a snail cross a highway than watching this show. If you see an average looking person on the show than you probably accidently saw a commercial.
Blond girl: What happened last night?
Other blonde girl: Spencer was totally hitting on Stacy.
Blonde girl: I don't know what to do. How can I trust him?
Other blonde girl: I think hes going to McFags tonight.
Blonde girl: We should totally go and make him jealous.
Other blonde girl: Totally.
etc etc etc
Viewer: Holy fuck the Hills is the lamest show ever.
What does "Hill" mean?
1: a very, very shitty TV show on MTV that depicts the struggles of College-aged white women who move to Beverly Hills in search of a better life by making a perfect life look overly-difficult and dramatic
2: a raised area of ground
1:
Chick 1: I'm Blond and I can't even figure out how to get a toaster to work! Wanna go watch The Hills?!
Chick 2: *screaming* AAAAHHHH!!! YES!!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Chick 1: *also screaming* I KNOW RIGHT?!? Hey Bobby, come watch the Hills with us!!
Bobby: I will watch that fucking horrible excuse for a television program as soon as you and your friend lick each other's cunts.
Chick 1: Y'okay.
Bobby: Wha-?
2:
Hey, this raised area of ground looks like a hill, not to be confused with that tv show characterized by a clusterfuck of bulimic whores whining about their perfect lives not being easy, The Hills.
Hill - what does it mean?
a person who is not connected with the realities of life because they live high up on a hill.
usually a son/daughter of a rich family who has no idea about issues and problems of normal people!
he has no idea about the problems we face cause he lives on a hill!!
Hill - meaning
Quite possibly THE dumbest fucking show on the face of the Earth. I would rather guzzle cat piss while getting raped up the ass by Wesley Snipes while having bamboo splintered under my fingernails while having my balls chewed on by Jaws (the villain from James Bond) while getting a blowjob from Jaws (the shark from the movie) while watching the episode of Dragon Ball Z where you THINK Vacheta is going to fight Goku but they say it'll be in the next episode while listening to a 7 year old on Counterstrike: Source brag about how he's "teh leet balls" than watch The Hills.
FUCK THE HILLS
Hill - definition
When both opponents in a pool set need to win one more game to win the set.
There we were playing race to 5, and I was up 4-3 so I was on the hill. He won the next game to make it hill hill. Then he broke, didn't get anything on the break and had to watch me run the table to win. Now he owes me drinks for a month. Bwahahahaha!
Hill - slang
A large grassy mound which for some reason certain people, known as hillwalkers enjoy climbing! (THIS IS NOT A FUN EXERCISE)
I hated it when we climbed that hill.
Hill
"Damn dude that's a big ass hill"
Hill
A Philosopher of Society who lives on a day to day struggle trying to figure out the true meaning of life. Cursed around Ignorance among an oppressed race yet still manages to hustle hard in Major US cities like New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, Chicago, and Houston while finding time to have taste for beauties of the world including 90's model Chevys, Sexy hazzled eyed redbones, and hip hop music with plenty orchestra in the background.
Yo Steve-OH ya Supa Deep Son...You Ill Hill diggs!? Dougie...
Hill
A stupid ass piece of land that is made by weathering, sedimentation, and the devil. Hills are the leading cause of death for fatties along with shoveling snow.
Hills are the worst. Even the smallest can completely crush you, for instance in the Boston Marathon Heart Break Hill is a major obstacle for the participants which forces even seasoned runners to say "Fuck that!". When riding a bike, running or walking climbing hills can be a daunting task (depending on your weight and endurance) it can cause you to breathe heavy or in extreme cases say "Fuck that!" and stop halfway up. Hills are some bullshit. They caused the all of humanity to work so much harder and longer for things like a house, farming, and a pale of water.
Hills are only fun to roll down and sled on.
Hill climbing syndrome is usually caused by climbing hills or a mountain. The symptoms include giving up, crying like a little bitch, shitting yourself, heart attack, sweating profusely, weight loss, muscle gain, tiredness, fatigue, and the most common saying "Fuck that!" and going around.
"I live on a hill and it's bullshit"
"You're a lazy cunt"