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What is lock and load?

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

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lock and load - video


Lock and load - what is it?

1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.

2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.

1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"

2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".

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What does "lock and load" mean?

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

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Lock and load - what does it mean?

When a female intentionally gets pregnant by her boyfriend, or a guy she's interested in to make sure that the guy is a part of her life forever, usually via marriage.

After David proposed, Nicole was bragging that they were only dating three months by the time she lock and loaded him.

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Lock and load - meaning

Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.

I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.

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Lock and load - definition

To adjust a woman's boobs into a high and central location on the chest and hold with a garment such as a vest or short jacket.

"Lock and load 'em girl!" or "Now the girls look 'locked and loaded' honey!"

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Lock and load - slang

Lock And Load originated in the Vietnam era. It is in reference to the M-16 rifle, Lock And load: the act of using the charging handle locking the bolt carrier in the open chamber position and loading the magazine into the magazine well.

The LZ is going to be hot, Lock And Load.

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Lock and load

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

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Lock and load

to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!

Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!

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Lock and load

(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)

One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.

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