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What is linoleum?
once referred to as munching the carpet, but with todays trends the bean is smooth
Honey , I ventured downstairs to my surprise some one had ripped out the carpet , so I ended up lickin the linoleum.
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Linoleum - what is it?
1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.
2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.
What does "linoleum" mean?
N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Linoleum - what does it mean?
Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
Linoleum - meaning
The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
Linoleum - definition
Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.
From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."
Linoleum - slang
A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.
There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.
Linoleum
a smooth material that bboys and bgirls use to breakdance on.
Get out your linoleum so we can get down on this break.
Linoleum
A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
Linoleum
A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.
"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"