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What is limpdick?

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

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Limpdick - what is it?

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

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What does "limpdick" mean?

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

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Limpdick - what does it mean?

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

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Limpdick - meaning

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

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Limpdick - definition

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

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Limpdick - slang

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

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Limpdick

when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard

Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"

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Limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

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Limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

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