1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.
2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net
3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.
A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it suckslike hell and will break right after you buy it.
Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.
In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.
SYNONYMS:
Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.
PWP: Stands for βPorn Without Plotβ or βPlot? What Plot?β Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, itβs all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.
You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.