Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lay a cable?

British slang for taking a shit

ā€œHi honey, Iā€™m just laying a cable!ā€

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lay a cable - video


Lay a cable - what is it?

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

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What does "lay a cable" mean?

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

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Lay a cable - what does it mean?

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

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Lay a cable - meaning

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

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Lay a cable - definition

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

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Lay a cable - slang

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

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Lay a cable

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

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Lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

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Lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

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