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What is launch pad?
The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
launch pad - video
Launch pad - what is it?
1. When a girl starts her period.
2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.
Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*
What does "launch pad" mean?
to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.
Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad
Launch pad - what does it mean?
Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.
Launch pad - meaning
A place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.
Hey man where is the launch pad this weekend.
Launch pad - definition
The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.
Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad
Launch pad - slang
When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.
Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt
Launch pad
A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
Launch pad
1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.
1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due
Launch pad
When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair
i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad