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What is lap dancing?
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
lap dancing - video
Lap dancing - what is it?
Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump
My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!
What does "lap dancing" mean?
The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you.
Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?
Lap dancing - what does it mean?
Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch
Lap dancing - meaning
Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.
Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.
Lap dancing - definition
when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
Lap dancing - slang
Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.
Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
Lap dancing
An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).
My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.
Lap dancing
A woman moves her titties and ass all over a man, making him feel hard and excited. Sometimes she vigorously shakes her body/ass/tits.
Last night, Samantha gave Jack a lap dance. She rubbed her hot, oily ass all over him. His penis was as hard as a metal pole. He slapped her ass a few times to try and help his ass desire, but it only made his dick harder. Then, she turned around, sat on him, and shook her ass and titties all around. After that, Jack's dick was so hard and he was so excited that he needed more booty.
Lap dancing
usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance