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What is landing pad?A slang term for unusually large nipples. Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples. landing pad - videoLanding pad - what is it?Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus. "You and Courtney still together?" What does "landing pad" mean?When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up. "Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took" Landing pad - what does it mean?A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or βlanding padβ, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the βKER-PLUNK!β sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of waterβs surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper. Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet" Landing pad - meaning(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex. My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad. Landing pad - definitionThe darkened, areola area on a woman's breast. Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other! Landing pad - slangSomething you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do. person1: I am horny, lets get it on. Landing padJill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way. Landing padtoilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs. Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd. Landing padA layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash. Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit. |
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