Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass landing?

Butt fucking per square mile of land

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?

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Ass landing - what is it?

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

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