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What is kobe?
TO have sex with someone without their consent.
The next jogger I see run my aparment is gonna get kobe'd in the bushes.
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kobe - video
Kobe - what is it?
Kobe Scores 20+ points per game for the lakers... BUT KOBE DONT PASS. oh look.. kobe fades away from baseline... again, and again... and again.
Ball Hog, Rapist, Dont Pass, Team Player... HA kobe.
What does "kobe" mean?
A small fetish object that you insert in your rectum. It is usually externally and wirelessly controlled.
It can be maneuvred from the exterior of the subject by adjusting dB/dt across the rectal area.
OMG this kobe really is making you smile upon changes in B-field!
Kobe - what does it mean?
A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.
Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.
Kobe - meaning
a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
Kobe - definition
when you slam your balls into a girls ass
yo dude i totally kobe that girl
Kobe - slang
A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
Kobe's in deep shit.
Kobe
When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe!
Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
Kobe
To make it rain on these bitches. It can be used after almost anything u do in which u completely dominate whatever ur doing.
Teacher: Edward great job on your test!
Edward: Yo i got a 97?! KOBE!
Kobe
An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!