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What is kifed?
Can only be defined by examples.
Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
kifed - meme gif
kifed - video
Kifed - what is it?
dirty, or nasty.
usually used to describe someone or something.
"ew thats kife!"
"this tastes kife!"
"did you here about scotia" "yeah shes kife"
What does "kifed" mean?
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"
fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
Kifed - what does it mean?
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
Kifed - meaning
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
Kifed - definition
Something that is gross or shitty
that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole
that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go
that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke
Kifed - slang
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
Kifed
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
Kifed
To get screwed over or jewed - often as the result of a prank or move designed for the enjoyment of others at the kifee's expense and not neccessairly for the sole pleasure or gain of the kifer.
G turns off the hot water while Colin is taking a shower.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"
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One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.
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Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.
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Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.
Kifed
to steal
She kifed a pair of boots from the old man on the street. Like he needed them.