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What is kavanaugh?
A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.
I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)
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Kavanaugh - what is it?
A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory of, and thus no responsibility for, his behavior
Hey man, you can't just kavanaugh her like that...
What does "kavanaugh" mean?
A boisterous, drunken, licentious, preppy college boy
Stay away from that drunk guy wearing the Yale hoodie, he's totally a kavanaugh!
Kavanaugh - what does it mean?
A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.
My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!
Kavanaugh - meaning
(Verb): To touch someone unexpectedly and undesirably, with sexual intent, while intoxicated.
Last night, at the bar, a man tried to grab me by the shoulder to ask if he could buy me a drink and his friend was like "Nah dude, you can't just kavanaugh her like that".
Kavanaugh - definition
A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.
-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum
Kavanaugh - slang
(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.
Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
Kavanaugh
(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
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Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
Kavanaugh
The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.