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What is kavanaughed?
(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
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Kavanaughed - what is it?
To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.
Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "
What does "kavanaughed" mean?
Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.
When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.
Kavanaughed - what does it mean?
To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.
The party was ruined for Mindy after Bobby Kavanaughed her.
Kavanaughed - meaning
To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.
Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.
Kavanaughed - definition
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
Kavanaughed - slang
The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
Kavanaughed
To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.
Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
Kavanaughed
Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
Kavanaughed
being a rapist in line for a seat on the supreme court in order to advance conservative white privilege ideologies and claim to represent the people of the united states but only represent the minority. to rape and consume alcohol then cry and whine infront of your peers showing little to no candor or backbone. without temperment. to be a serial rapist who will not show any pacification until he gets what he wants. to be on your knees infront of donald trump sucking his dick and swallowing his jizz.
melania trump was kavanaughed while stormy daniles was not. the entire country has just been kavanaughed. a possible serial rapist and alcoholic has just been appointed supreme court justice of the united states of america