a kater tater is someone/something who likes to hug a cactus every now and then. They are rare and usually have dark hair/fur. They also attract random mates at night on random playgrounds.
An origin of Frederick, MD. Currently residing in Chambersburg, PA, after making the wise choice of upgrading.
A "Kater Tot" makes up half of a Unit (see: C-Unit). Typically taken for granted by bitches, boats, and hoes, The Tot only gets stronger, wiser and wittier with time.
The "Kater Tot" is an Irish soul who bears the gift of charisma. The iron stomach within the Tot makes her capable of drinking anyone under the table. Dare you should try, and you shall be defeated by death from alcohol poisoning.
Often confused with bitchassness, Kater Tot is wise, honest, blunt and all-around f'real. With the Tot, you are guaranteed a grand time filled with funnies and good jams. Once you got the Tot, you never have to worry about being alone. This homie's got a backbone of solid gold and is a promised friend 'til the end.
If you should come across this "Kater Tot," you should treat her with respect, crack her open a beer, draw her a portrait with a trumpet on her shirt, and quote Anchorman.
synonyms: T-Unit, crazy ass white girl numero uno and a half, K. Tizzle, K-Tot, Kate mother fucking Lash, and C-Unit's hunchback sidekick.
"I don't know how to be a balla :("
"Call up Kater Tot"
"Kater who?"
"Kater Tot... be all-knowin' about the art of ballin'"
or
"I've never met a soul who didn't like Kater Tot."
From the German, this delicious piece of man-meat is one-of-a-kind. A good ole country style, yet refined. Be forewarned: the utter and complete sexiness of TaterKater is a wonder to behold and you should consult your doctor before viewing. Everybody loves the Tater!
1. an abbreviation for "K (space) Laters" or "KK (space) Laters" often followed by a comma, a series of commas, an exclamation point, and very rarely a question mark.
2. the briefest and cutest way to say farewell to a friend besides a physical kiss or a hug. sarcastically, it may be used to show great disdain, contempt, fickle weariness, or social rejection of the 'friend'
Amy: Those cheese fries look SO good!
Sarah: Then why don't you go buy some?
Amy: Imma go buy those cheese fries! /waves KATERS!
Ricky: And that's me kicking your ass at Soul Calibur!
Alejandro: And that's me going home, JERK!
Ricky: KATERS..
Alejandro: Double JERK!
Wife to her Husband: Sweetheart, may I have some candy (Closing her eyes, offering her cheek)
Husband to Wife: (Smiles, eyes twinkling, slightly blushing) I have to fix the faucet Pie. Kater.
An individual who putters around his home endlessly, and whose life consists of an endless series of home improvement projects, gadget purchases and fits of masturbation.
I've been worried about Cuthbert lately, he hasn't left his apartment in weeks and I think he's becoming a Kater!