What is cactus?

Something you dont want to put up your butt.

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.

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cactus - meme gif

cactus - video

Cactus - what is it?

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.

Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?

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What does "cactus" mean?

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick

jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!

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Cactus - what does it mean?

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

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Cactus - meaning

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

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Cactus - definition

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

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Cactus - slang

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

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Cactus

the most fucking amazing plant ever

I'm a cactus

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Cactus

dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"

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Cactus

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

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