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What is karate chop?
Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!
karate chop - video
Karate chop - what is it?
The Karate Chop Game (KCG) is a game consisting of players karate chopping eachother in a turn base system, with full force. To join the game, the potential player must be read the rules to the fullest, and must chop into the game, meaning the potential player must chop someone whose already playing. ONCE IN THE GAME YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. The head, neck, and groin are banned zones, anyone who hits these areas are punished by a penalty chop anywhere on the body aside from the banned zones. A person driving, eating, has open drink in hand, and not in/playing the game, cannot be chopped, if chopped a penalty chop will be given to offender (penalty chops cannot be blocked). You cannot chop the same person twice in a row (unless penalty chop), however once you leave location the turns start over. You can chop 3 seperate people in a row if you have not already chopped them, those 3 people can now chop you in return. All chops excluding penalty chops can be block and do count as your turn. The turns are infinite as long you keep chopping eachother in turns. All chops must contain no malicious intent. Whoever chops first starts the turns. You must keep track of your own chops.
Person 1: My mom yelled at me for not being to help with the groceries yesterday.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.
What does "karate chop" mean?
The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.
synonym: Beaned.
" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
Karate chop - what does it mean?
The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.
Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.
Karate chop - meaning
1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.
I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.
Karate chop - definition
Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.
She was karate chopping the meatloaf.
Karate chop - slang
When you slice someone with your hang (having a flat palm)
I totally owe you a karate chop in the arm for not letting me hit those greens first.
Karate chop
A girl who has no ass, no boobs, or neither. Named after the "karate chop" motion, a straight-down chop that signifies the flatness of the body. Not necessarily negative or positive in connotation, simply a description. Can be used as a motion.
"She's cute, but she's a karate chop."
Ed: I saw this girl at the mall wearing a haltertop.
Sam: How big where her boobs?
Ed: *karate chops*
Sam: Oh.
Karate chop
A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
Karate chop
When you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell "KARATE CHOP!" Or just, "CHOP!"
When your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to KARATE CHOP their stomach.
"If you karate chop me, then I'll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then I'll karate chop your karate block"