Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Beaned?

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

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Beaned - what is it?

Verb that means to get disconnected from xbox live whilst playing a game because you are too cheap to pay for internet and our attempting to steal your neighbors, which fades in and out.

Also known as being welf .

" Oh, man..Tommy beaned from the party, he should just buy internet and not steal his neighbors internet!"

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What does "Beaned" mean?

Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?

Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!

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Beaned - what does it mean?

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

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Beaned - meaning

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

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Beaned - definition

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

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Beaned - slang

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

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Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

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Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

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Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

β€œYo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: β€œNa I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

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