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What is juice boxed?

Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...

BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)

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Juice boxed - what is it?

a vagina, especially one that is plump (perhaps resembling a clenched fist) and contains in inordinate amount of juices, ready to burst

D: Marv, I'm telling you, man, you should have seen the juice box on this broad; it was just oozing.

M: Well, then, I guess the juice was loose, huh?

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What does "juice boxed" mean?

More than two men jerking each other off (handjobs) in a stationary or moving vehicle through climax (ejaculation).

Did you see that? Those guys were juice boxing in that white Cadillac Deville over there in the church parking lot!

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Juice boxed - what does it mean?

When you are having sexual intercourse with a female and you make her squirt all over you because you hit her sweet spot several time. Usually when this happens, her legs will start to shake rapidly and she will grab you very firmly. This is called juice boxing because youre usually beating the vagina up for several hours and she has you soaking wet in result.

Nate was juice boxing her last night. I could hear her screaming from outside the room and he claims she was soaking wet and blasting all over him.

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Juice boxed - meaning

another word for a vagina

"Would you like to drink my juice box?"

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Juice boxed - definition

The act of becoming intoxicated by inserting a vodka saturated tampon into one's vagina.

Do you want me to buy you a shot? No thanks, I'm juice boxing tonight.

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Juice boxed - slang

Just another way to describe a girls pussy

Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!

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Juice boxed

Synonymous with pussy, cunt, box, twat, or vagina.

Man, dawg, I want to eat her juice box.

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Juice boxed

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.

It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!

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Juice boxed

When a lady takes her genitalia over a man or woman who is on their back. She then rubs her genitalia over his or her partner's face, nose and lips.
A female version of the male "teabagged"

Guy 1: Dude, my lady juice boxed me last night. It was so sweet.
Guy 2: Man, I bet that pussy was drippin' some sweet juice box nectar!

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