Definder - what does the word mean?

What is joose?

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

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Joose - what is it?

drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.

"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"

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What does "joose" mean?

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

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Joose - what does it mean?

hardcore gangsta in CMG

Joose reps CMG.

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Joose - meaning

Another word for juice. Usually referring to sexaul juices both male and female. Can be any good juice with a sexual overtone.

Camjoo,"She was soo hot there was camjoose everywhere"

"Come over here baby and lets share some joose"

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Joose - definition

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.

"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"

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Joose - slang

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

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Joose

crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!

when these girls drink joose they think they can fly

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Joose

a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.

friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.

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Joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...

snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.

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