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What is Joose?Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!! This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal! Joose - meme gifJoose - videoJoose - what is it?being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch What does "Joose" mean?Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose". Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all! Joose - what does it mean?crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it! when these girls drink joose they think they can fly Joose - meaningWhen one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning. Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar. Joose - definitiona drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content. friend1: yo lets get some 40's Joose - slangfor all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk... snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head. JooseAn absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant. The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..." Joosedrank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk. "yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?" JooseThe nectar of the gods. "Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?" |
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