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What is jizzbomb?
A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.
It's just for decoration.
jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..
jizzbomb - video
Jizzbomb - what is it?
When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.
Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
What does "jizzbomb" mean?
An exceptionally large water balloon full of nasty sticky semen used for humiliating someone at a party. Throw at passing cars for additional entertainment.
Dude, i destroyed Stevo's self confidence at his party with a warm jizzbomb.
The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
Jizzbomb - what does it mean?
A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Jizzbomb - meaning
JizzBomb; A large and unexpected amount semen that is suddenly and, violently blasted towards/onto an object or person in an explosion like fashion.
That homeless man Roberto tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned, he blasted me in the face with a JizzBomb
Jizzbomb - definition
The essence of a genuine Jizzbomb works like this. When you are getting busy with your bird, as you are about to cum, you pull out of her, pull your foreskin forward and shoot inside it (it helps if you are not fully hard so you have more foreskinto cover your helmet) Your foreskin with then fill out with said jizz, like a bullfrog. At this point, you spring your cock forward whilst releasing your foreskin from your fingers, this will produce the ultimate Jizzbomb all over her (face if you are lucky)
me and my bird were having some sex the other night and instead of the conventional cumshot, I held my foreskin together over my cock then released a huge jizzbomb over her, it was wicked!
Jizzbomb - slang
White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something
Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was
Jizzbomb
One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.
Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.
Jizzbomb
When you are very horny and start jerking off to a good porno you'll drop a jizzbomb after a while.
"Oh my goodness I'm so horny today I think I'm gonna drop a real jizzbomb"
Jizzbomb
(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink
Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.