What is jerkin the gherkin?

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

jerkin the gherkin - video

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".