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What is a Britney Spears?
noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
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A Britney Spears - what is it?
A really good singer who went off the rails for a couple months, but she came back stronger than ever. Britney is pretty and a good person who got screwed in her music contracts, she's an amazing person though and people appreciate her or should.
Wow Britney Spears is such a good singer I wish we were friends.
What does "a Britney Spears" mean?
The QUEEN OF POP. The one who is in control of all and everything. She runs the world to no end.
Britney Spears is the top rated celebrity in the world.
A Britney Spears - what does it mean?
More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.
Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.
A Britney Spears - meaning
a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.
"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."
A Britney Spears - definition
Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
A Britney Spears - slang
A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
A Britney Spears
The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
A Britney Spears
a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
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did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.
A Britney Spears
Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!