What is jerkin' the gherkin?

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

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When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.