What is jalopie?

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

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Jalopie - what is it?

A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."

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What does "jalopie" mean?

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

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Jalopie - what does it mean?

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

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Jalopie - meaning

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

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Jalopie - definition

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.