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What is jacksonville?
A national treasure, wink wink, 150m$ wink wink wink, we "sure" love it.
yo jacksonville gonna get me loads of dough and children.
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Jacksonville - what is it?
This city is known for its shitty food, hotels, people, water, night life and "transit system"!!! this city is so lame i have seen manitees commit suicide in it . the jaguires are the only half decent thing about this city and they suck to. besides jaguires are indiginous to south america where the fuck do they get off??!!! PlEASE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST JACKSONVILLE. never go there under any circumstances. if your job tries to send you to a confrence there; quit. if your spouse recomends you go on vacation there; resort to violence. if you have already been there and would like to forget any memories about it.. consider heavy drug use.
I once spent a short time in jacksonville.......Now i cut myself. Enough said!
What does "jacksonville" mean?
A city i northern Florida that is overrun with over-zealous, think they know it all, jack-off rednecks. A city that would be a nice city if it wasn't for the moronic turds that are more than happy to tell you exactly how to live your life every step of the way.
30% of all death peanalty cases come out of Duval county (Jacksonville city limits).
Jacksonville - what does it mean?
the realest city in the u.s. and has more murda there than anywhere else in the u.s.
jacksonville is The real capitol of da south
Jacksonville - meaning
Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.
Jacksonville - definition
Not quite country, not quite the big city. A city found in Northeast Florida. Originally built on a river, with a beach 15 miles away. Go Figure. The only place where 18 radio stations try to be the #1 station playing rock/classic hits, and the other 3 play country music. And if you aint a Republican, then you might wanna leave town, because we held the largest rally ever for a Presidential candidate (53K) last October for Bush and company!!! Oh, and if you dont like NASCAR, follow those Liberals outta town!
Sports Teams: NFL: Jaguars, Baseball: Suns (AA), No Basketball, Hockey: Barracudas (SPHL) See also Jax
Welcome to Jacksonville, home of Super Bowl XXXIX
Jacksonville - slang
A city in In Northern Florida approximately 30 miles south of the Georgia state line. A city ran by the mojorly hypocritical First Baptist Church of Jacksonville. Also ran as a dictatorship for the majorly uptight neurotic Moral Majority, Semi-professional Redneck, Good-ol-boy system.
First Baptist Church of Jax, The better
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
Jacksonville
The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.
You: "I'm moving to Jacksonville next year."
Me: "You poor fuck."
Jacksonville
a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
Jacksonville
Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.
I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."
After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"