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What is i don't know if?
The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
i don't know if - video
I don't know if - what is it?
A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
What does "i don't know if" mean?
something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
I don't know if - what does it mean?
what student's always say when they don't study
Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!
I don't know if - meaning
the foundation of a relationship
what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
I don't know if - definition
An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer
"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"
I don't know if - slang
I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.
Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."
**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."
I don't know if
the three most helpful words in any relationship
who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know
I don't know if
What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!
Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?
Man... I don't know!
I don't know if
I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)
Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."