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What is houdinied?
When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
Girl: You're done already?
Guy: Sure am...
(Girl Looks around)
SPLAT!
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Houdinied - what is it?
a houdini can also refer to a sex act where a male, who is fucking a chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and his friend jumps in to continue banging her. the first man then proceeds to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic, eh?
nonetheless, the more accepted defineition is the genuine spit and skeet technique.
"HEY BTICH" *dances naked" - matt s
"wtf? i thought he was fucking me?" - carly o
"haha, no bitch, im fucking you, houdini style!" - josh l
What does "houdinied" mean?
Is a woman that possesses the proper fellatio skills that allow her to fully throat your dick all the way down to your nuts, therefore making it completely disappear. Once in a blue moon you may come across a houdini that can even manage to make your balls disappear as well and if so, wife her quickly.
"Man, you remember that red headed girl I left the party with?"
"Yea, you bone her?"
"Na but she is a certified Houdini that's a fucking fact. Sucked my soul out.."
"Yee"
Houdinied - what does it mean?
After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.
I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.
Houdinied - meaning
ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues
Remember that bitch we gave the houdini too?...she is sueing us for rape...how funny is that!!!? :-)
Houdinied - definition
Houdini - (noun) An individual who pulls a disappearing act. (adj.) The act of "disappearing."
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc.
It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.
Houdinied - slang
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.
Houdinied
When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.
Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?
Houdinied
to appear quickly
Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.
Houdinied
(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person
I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.
Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!