Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hot monocle?

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

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hot monocle - video


Hot monocle - what is it?

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

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What does "hot monocle" mean?

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

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