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What is seagulling?

When a bar is about to close and you haven't got anyone to hook up with yet, you fly around the place and pick up some scraps to bring home.

"Dude man dude, I haven't met anyone tonight. I'm not going home alone though, time to go seagulling."

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Seagulling - what is it?

Metaphor describing US executive visiting European subsidiary.

Imagine walking on a beach. The sun is shining and everything is nice and quiet.
Suddenly a flock of seagulls appear. They scream a lot and shit all over the place.
After a while they fly away and everything is quiet again.

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What does "seagulling" mean?

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network

come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)

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Seagulling - what does it mean?

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

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Seagulling - meaning

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.

"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"

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Seagulling - definition

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

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Seagulling - slang

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

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Seagulling

seagulled

to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

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Seagulling

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.

Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4

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Seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

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